Overheard at the theater (Music Museum, Into the Woods show):
"Act Two? There's an Act Two?" (methinks he was ready to head home)
"Couldn't understand the lyrics, it was like watching a British movie!" (Sorry, no subtitles)
"Did you hear about George Clooney and Fabio?" (Oy vey)
Distinct gasps when some onstage canoodling took place between two married characters. Yup, this is the Pinas.
"How tall was the Giant?" "Too tall to have on stage!" (Use your algebra/geometry lessons to figure it out.)